tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69682559193106109082009-11-09T03:55:00.305-08:00Tech and Entertainment news straight from the Third World. Updated almost daily.CHOKIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11269151881667911859noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968255919310610908.post-76644163518071303762008-05-22T05:48:00.000-07:002008-05-22T05:51:52.173-07:00

Your mom. I'm playing your mom right now. Because she's a videogame.Actually, I'm playing this one:I'm surprised that the game ran very well on my PC, which is usually unable to handle games that came out in the last 12 months without turning into a jerky frameskipping mess. I also don't know why people are knocking Iron Man's graphics. It looked quite good if you bump the resolution to the

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I woke up two days ago with my right eye a little bit chinkier due to a swollen upper eyelid. I initially thought it was just the asian blood coursing through my veins, finally being awakened (after playing with a japanese-import PS2) and ready to make me a 120% more asian on the right side, which makes me a little bit cosmopolitan (cosmopolitan is a word that means you are attractive to men who

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I admit that the blog description on top of the page is a little misleading, since I don't really provide up to date news about technology. Just let that one slide,please. I needed a description for the blog directories I joined a while back, and that description read a little better than "just a personal blog about, uhm, stuff. it's random, really."Although if pushed for an excuse, I could just

CHOKIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11269151881667911859noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968255919310610908.post-42932519641428725792008-05-09T23:57:00.000-07:002008-05-10T00:00:30.479-07:00

I know that Kampy's Make You Own Game website was already launched a few months ago, but the sheer amount of gaydiation emanating from Rob Kapampausen ensured its doom from the world of search engine rankings. It even reached the point where a blog entry from my site beat Fyrebug itself in google search results for the keyword "Fyrebug".Well, they sort of unlaunched the thing and made some tweaks

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Several news sites are reporting that a Romanian man has filed a complaint with the local trading standards agency after he got drunk on a single can of beer.35year old pussy Iancu Boroi stated that he bought the can of beer at a local supermarket in Arges and that he got so drunk after drinking it, which caused him to almost lose consciousness. The pussy further states that "It is ridiculous to

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CUBA ENTERS THE DIGITAL AGEAP reports that Cuba has now legitimized the sale of computers to the public. This makes it infinitely easier for Mxy to commit 419 scams on the internet, now that he can send e-mail without relying on an abacus.__________VOLVO MAKES SUPERHEROICS POSSIBLEAccording to Wired, Volvo is set to release an Injury-Proof Car by the year 2020, which means I finally get to

CHOKIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11269151881667911859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968255919310610908.post-87661551281097915602008-04-30T16:41:00.000-07:002008-05-02T18:41:11.827-07:00

It is with mixed emotions that today I am announcing EA's announcement (also with mixed emotions) that the EA-Land experiment will soon draw to a close. You can click here for more details.Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Electronic Arts, especially after finding out that one of their employees visited and read my entry about EA-Land and its servers licking a substantial amount of

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I just found out that a friend of ours is currently earning his bread and butter from google ads on his weblog. We're talking about rent, food, and utility bills on a third world country being paid by a crappy tech weblog on a blogspot domain. Holy shit, right? He was always lazing around the house not doing shit at all. We assumed he was selling drugs or something, but nothing this legit or good

CHOKIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11269151881667911859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968255919310610908.post-78887645955148123552008-04-29T04:21:00.001-07:002008-04-29T04:25:48.431-07:00

I was about to post some links for Mxy, ways to earn money doing what he does best, TROLL FORUMS. But I'm going to test first if these things really pay you money or just take your name and email so they can sell it to Nigerian scammers and Chilean spammers (if they sell Mxy his own info, will it tear a hole in the timespace continuum? your head as'plode!)I'm also going to post the joke about the

CHOKIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11269151881667911859noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6968255919310610908.post-3222166163759559792008-04-26T18:57:00.000-07:002008-04-26T19:03:41.333-07:00

Click here, fools!and don't forget to register and troll! spamming is allowed, too.Optional: you can click the picture below. It's my favorite game right now, kthnx!

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If you press DOWN-FORWARD-PUNCH, Batman will have enough prep timeThere's some sort of teaser going around that shows Batman going against Sub-Zero. I checked the calendar if it's still April 1, but since it's already the 19th, it leaves April Fools Joke pretty much out of the equation. A DC vs Mortal Kombat game for the Xbox360 and PS3 is really on the way.I want to know what the guys at DC

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Textbook example of the man keeping the other man down.I have been trying to help the gay fools at Fyrebug set up a wiki page for their silly Make Your Own Game thingamajiggie, because, I don't know. Everybody's doing it. Your website is not cool if you don't have a wiki. I mean, even the guy who cleans our pool has his own wiki entry.Unfortunately, we've tried many times and have written several

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WOWINSIDER.COM - As of April 10th, 2008 World of Warcraft's next espansion, Wrath of the Lich King, has entered closed alpha status. Several attempts to gain access have proven unsuccessful, even after emailing and offering them a free mount (wink, wink, nudge, nudge?) using my fake Jessica Alba gmail account.

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Yahoo has apparently "leaked" information which states that they are very close to striking a deal that would combine the nutcrashing powers of Yahoo and AOL to serve as an alternative to what Microsoft was forcing offering. Not content with metaphoricaly poking Microsoft in the eyes and stealing their world championship belt, Yahoo has also "leaked" info which states that they may run a two week

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Yahoo News reports that France has sent Elite French Troops to East Africa to fight a bunch of pirates who seized the yacht called Le Ponant last Friday. The yacht was reported to be carrying 30 crew members (22 of which are French citizens), but no passengers. French officials have already contacted the pirates and confirmed that the crew was safe, sound and well-treated.  I can't resist taking

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Another damn study of computer gamers has found that a session in front of World of Warcraft can calm and help people cope with stress, according to this ITNEWS article.I'm not going to bother expounding on what the article said, you can just click the link above if you want to read it in its entirety, or if you're too lazy to click above, you can click here instead.Just going to point out a

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Facebook has already released a pre-launch beta of its new chat/instant messenging application, but forgot to include me in the beta tester list and I have no idea why. They refused to let me in even after I emailed Mark Zuckerberg a bunch of times using my fake Jessica Alba email account.  I guess Mark isn't into hot chicks. Way to be gay, Mark! (Or maybe he just doesn't want pregnant hot chicks

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If you have a lot of free time and there's nothing to do, I suggest answering random people's questions through Yahoo Answers. It can be really addicting and the points system kind of makes it seem like you're playing an MMORPG, only instead of clicking monsters to gain levels, you answer various questions that range from Difficult to Really Stupid. You can find some really interesting stuff in

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I tried it. No fees whatsoever. But like most free to play MMORPGs there are premium content and priviledges that paying users have access to. I tested it,  chatted up with a vaguely mexican and gay-looking dude named Joey, tried to learn a skill, then got bored and logged off. It's more boring than real life.Also, their free server is always going down. I think stable servers are part of the

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Think you've already got a ticket straight to heaven, don't you? The seven deadly sins were very easy to avoid, it's almost like you're playing god's morality game with GOD MODE enabled. You didn't care much for pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and that stupid piece of shit sloth. According to the vatican, you can just go ahead and screw your damn self. Bloomberg reports that the Vatican

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