MY RIGHT EYE IS SLIGHTLY MORE ASIAN THAN YOU

I woke up two days ago with my right eye a little bit chinkier due to a swollen upper eyelid. I initially thought it was just the asian blood coursing through my veins, finally being awakened (after playing with a japanese-import PS2) and ready to make me a 120% more asian on the right side, which makes me a little bit cosmopolitan (cosmopolitan is a word that means you are attractive to men who kiss dudes).

Unfortunately, after the doctor said I had a cyst in my eyelid, which happened because of lack of sleep (again, I blame the jap-import PS2) that swelled my eyelids to the point where things that are supposed to come out weren't able to. They just stayed inside and dried up. The physician gave me an ointment to put in the eyelid 3 times a day, and also told me I needed to use HAWT COMPRESS. If the swelling doesn't go away in 7 days, he would have to operate on my eyelids and do some incision!

The operation is going to need some serious cash, though. So if you would be so kind as to donate some money for the cause. I'm afraid I don't have enough money for the operation, which costs as much as a brand new Nintendo DS (the slim one, fool). If you would be so kind as to plunk down a few bucks down to my paypal account, please do so. Every little bit goes a long way in helping Asia, and me in particular. (note that you can also send a Nintendo DS. I heard that has eye-curing capabilities).

P.S.

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