Saturday, May 17, 2008

HOW TO MAKE MONEY and ATTRACT WOMEN

I admit that the blog description on top of the page is a little misleading, since I don't really provide up to date news about technology. Just let that one slide,please. I needed a description for the blog directories I joined a while back, and that description read a little better than "just a personal blog about, uhm, stuff. it's random, really."

Although if pushed for an excuse, I could just point out that I specified Third World as the source of tech news. We don't have much news to report when it comes to technology since we don't really have that much technology. Look, Our latest technological advancement is soft and absorbent toilet paper. It was a huge improvement over banana leaves. When I wipe my arse, it makes me feel like I'm wiping the future!

This blog entry's title is also a bit misleading. I was just trying out some SEO stuff, and two of the most sought after search topics these days is how to make money and how to get poontang. I am sorry if you were tricked into reading this post. I don't want you to leave emptyhanded, so here's the thing: Making Money and Attracting Women is like a deep, and profound zen riddle that only intelligent and socially inept people understand. All I know is that they tend to answer each other - The easiest way to attract chicks is to make a lot of money. I am serious. Cash is like viagra for women. 

3 comments:

dudeworldorder said...

I would like to subscribe to your brochure!

tintin mayo said...

I hope your check is in the mail!

DaiquiriDiva said...

Maybe in a way women are attracted to money but there are also personality involve :)


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