AP reports that Cuba has now legitimized the sale of computers to the public. This makes it infinitely easier for Mxy to commit 419 scams on the internet, now that he can send e-mail without relying on an abacus.
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VOLVO MAKES SUPERHEROICS POSSIBLE
According to Wired, Volvo is set to release an Injury-Proof Car by the year 2020, which means I finally get to realize my dreams of having my own indestructible superhero car in a dozen or so years. Can you imagine how awesome that would be? Crime itself would suck a lot of my genitalia. I would run criminals over and chase them down dark alleys, and I would be virtually invincible and free from harm, provided that I never get out of the car.
PEOPLE STILL REFUSE TO SHUT UP ABOUT GTA IV
I can't seem to find any weblog or website that doesn't talk about Grand Theft Auto IV these days. It's amazing. Everybody's been saying how much it ruled and how much videogame ass it kicked but very few people have been able to state specific reasons why. I'm not saying Rockstar Games offered people money for glowing reviews or favorable comments whatsoever, since I've played the game myself and can honestly state that it really is the best game OF THE CENTURY (note to rockstar games: send money to my paypal. or at least click my ads once a day.)
MisterJLA MENTIONED IN MY BLOG
(and other reasons why I am better than Rob Kamphausen)
First of all, I'm not gay. That makes me so much better than Rob Kamphausen already (because he's VERY gay). Second, MisterJLA is mentioned here because I treat him so much better than Rob does (Rob beats MisterJLA up and uses his money to buy liquor). Third, While we have the same height, I'm Asian - which means I am considered a giant when put in the proper context. Rob is practically a dwarf in his country, and not the kickass, axe-wielding dwarf you get to play in Golden Axe (that dwarf ruled!), but the kind of dwarf that is so useless people just petrify them for use as a lawn ornament.
Right now, the only thing that Rob has over me is the fact that he created Fyrebug. Screw that. Hitler invented the holocaust but that doesn't make him better than me, in fact, it's the other way around (trivia: hitler is better than me because chicks dig his moustache).
Now, which would you choose, a loving friend to misterJLA and owner of a cute pink weblog, or a lawn ornament who invented fyrebug?
According to Wired, Volvo is set to release an Injury-Proof Car by the year 2020, which means I finally get to realize my dreams of having my own indestructible superhero car in a dozen or so years. Can you imagine how awesome that would be? Crime itself would suck a lot of my genitalia. I would run criminals over and chase them down dark alleys, and I would be virtually invincible and free from harm, provided that I never get out of the car.
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PEOPLE STILL REFUSE TO SHUT UP ABOUT GTA IV
I can't seem to find any weblog or website that doesn't talk about Grand Theft Auto IV these days. It's amazing. Everybody's been saying how much it ruled and how much videogame ass it kicked but very few people have been able to state specific reasons why. I'm not saying Rockstar Games offered people money for glowing reviews or favorable comments whatsoever, since I've played the game myself and can honestly state that it really is the best game OF THE CENTURY (note to rockstar games: send money to my paypal. or at least click my ads once a day.)
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MisterJLA MENTIONED IN MY BLOG
(and other reasons why I am better than Rob Kamphausen)
First of all, I'm not gay. That makes me so much better than Rob Kamphausen already (because he's VERY gay). Second, MisterJLA is mentioned here because I treat him so much better than Rob does (Rob beats MisterJLA up and uses his money to buy liquor). Third, While we have the same height, I'm Asian - which means I am considered a giant when put in the proper context. Rob is practically a dwarf in his country, and not the kickass, axe-wielding dwarf you get to play in Golden Axe (that dwarf ruled!), but the kind of dwarf that is so useless people just petrify them for use as a lawn ornament.
Right now, the only thing that Rob has over me is the fact that he created Fyrebug. Screw that. Hitler invented the holocaust but that doesn't make him better than me, in fact, it's the other way around (trivia: hitler is better than me because chicks dig his moustache).
Now, which would you choose, a loving friend to misterJLA and owner of a cute pink weblog, or a lawn ornament who invented fyrebug?
1 comments:
I'll take the Lincoln!
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