Yahoo Answers

If you have a lot of free time and there's nothing to do, I suggest answering random people's questions through Yahoo Answers. It can be really addicting and the points system kind of makes it seem like you're playing an MMORPG, only instead of clicking monsters to gain levels, you answer various questions that range from Difficult to Really Stupid. You can find some really interesting stuff in there even if you can't be arsed to answer.

Sample Questions:

What real serious answer about this, i really want to know how to make a deal with the devil?

This kid seems to want the dark powers of the netherworld for his personal use. I can only guess at what he needs it for. As for the answer, it's quite easy: In a few months' time all those TOS agreements you've signed when you registered for a Yahoo ID will turn into binding deals with the devil.

How do you make your man happy, what do you need to do to make make your relationship more interesting& workg?

Blowjobs. End of story.

I want a 2nd child, my husband doesnt? Our son will be 3 yrs old soon and I'm not getting any younger. My husband's been through too much stress and thinks about money not growing on trees and says no to a 2nd child. He says hopefully we'll have a 2nd child in 5 yrs. 5 years!!! What can I do to make it sooner?

This woman can either build a time machine, ask someone else to be the father(suggestion: mailman), or make a deal with the devil.

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Misc...

Shirley's been trying to get me to do more creative writing lately, after finding out that I have started doing freelance Web Content WritingTM for a living (note: meager). The problem is - besides the fact that I can't really write anything worth jackshit - I don't really find creative writing enjoyable. Sure, I like to type a lot. But thinking of stories, plot, and characters? No, thanks, but I just had breakfast!

I've been told that it's best to remember all those stories I had in my mind when I was a kid, and write stories based around them. If I did that, all of my stories would be about a robot and a dinosaur beating each other senseless. For 200 pages. I don't think that would be a good read, and it would seem that somebody already beat me to it.