Money-Making Schemes, I WILL SHOW YOU MINE

I was about to post some links for Mxy, ways to earn money doing what he does best, TROLL FORUMS. But I'm going to test first if these things really pay you money or just take your name and email so they can sell it to Nigerian scammers and Chilean spammers (if they sell Mxy his own info, will it tear a hole in the timespace continuum? your head as'plode!)

I'm also going to post the joke about the kid who wanted a bike for his birthday but ended up masturbating, but that can wait. I am hungry and it's 7PM in here. IT IS TIME FOR DIN DIN!